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ENGAGE TELETYPE. . . .
URGENT URGENT URGENT
316TH AIR WING COMMAND
CLASSIFIED CABLE INCOMING:
NORAD HEADQUARTERS
CHEYENNE MOUNTAIN COLORADO
RE: THE ISLIP GARBAGE BARGE(AKA: MOBRO 4000)
ATTENTION: THE MOBRO 4000 HAS CRASHED INTO THE SENATE SUB-SUBCOMMITTEE FOR COMING UP WITH CHEERFUL NAMES FOR LOTTERY SCRATCH AND SNIFF TICKETS. NAMES LIKE "SUPER HAPPY LUCKY WIN EVERY TIME SCRATCH AND SNIFF AND WIN CARD" THAT STUPID PEOPLE THINK THEY HAVE A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL OF WINNING BUT DON'T.
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